Damn You, Patriarchy! – The “Men Are Useless” Edition.

Righto, let’s bash some men. What? You don’t want to bash men? You think men should be treated equally to women?

Come now, where have you been for the last five years? Men and women are no longer equal in any true sense of the word. Girls are made of sugar, spice and all things nice and masculinity is more toxic than Pete Evans at a Bakers Delight.

In this edition of Damn You, Patriarchy! we investigate how men are total crap at everything. So as to maintain the current feminist narrative, we’re going to do so as pejoratively as we can from atop our rose adorned pedestal.

Let’s start with the horridly inconsiderate practice of men bringing their female partners to orgasm. If you’re a man, and statistically you could be, you might think that feeling a certain level of satisfaction – even pride – at helping your lady friend to experience her own sexual release is a good thing. Think again, you misogynist scumbag!

According to a new study, if you take pleasure from your capacity to give pleasure, you’re supporting the Patriarchy. Consequently, we have no choice but to advise you that from now on, you should only have sex for your own pleasure. If your wife, partner or girlfriend cannot achieve orgasm before you strike gold, that’s not your problem. After all, you wouldn’t want to be accused of being selfish, would you?

You might also be surprised to know that Jessica Irvine has just proved that female executives are way smarter than their male peers. Through the power of mathematical gymnastics, with a flick of her wrists and an Abracadabra or two, Jessica reckons that a bunch of male “committee” members will be outgunned in the IQ department by a single female member. Apparently, we’re meant to believe that a male dominated committee will make poorer decisions than a non-male dominated committee. Tellingly, Jessica glosses over the possibility (i.e. likelihood) that the female member/s will have been chosen not on merit but through gender based affirmative action. If she hadn’t done this, she’d not be blind to a potential variable: what if the affirmatively chosen women in the gender diverse committee only have IQs of 120? Care to do your maths again, Jessica?

But, even more telling, poor Jessica ignores the real world. For example, a 2016 review of similar gender diversity studies showed that Fortune 500 companies perform worse when they have gender inclusive boards.  Which is not to say that women are incapable or do not deserve to be CEOs, but it does demonstrate that if you want to use mathematics to make a point, you’d best do your research first.

Finally, we’ve been gifted with more man-bashing material from our favourite Grand Mufti of the Church of Third Wave Feminism: Aunty Clementine Ford. Peace be upon her. In a recent interview with Triple J, Aunty Clem rambles on about her life as professional provocateur and esteemed man hater. As always, Clem demonstrates a herculean incapacity for self-awareness. While simultaneously claiming that women with opinions (bless ‘em) cop all manner of abuse online, she implies that all of her detractors are oversensitive, “white boys on the internet”. Wow. Here we thought the price of admission would only get us a taste of the signature misandry we all know and love, and then Clem pulls out racism for the encore. Boom!

Later in the interview she’s asked about male feminist allies and you’d think Clem would be chuffed to have as many people as possible supporting the feminist cause. You’d be wrong.  It turns out all men who support feminism are dodgy buggers who are only in it for the attention. Their motives, of course, cannot be pure. They must be prepared, based entirely on their gender, to have their opinions disregarded or crushed, or else they are not true allies. Classic Clementine.

And what about women who dare to disagree with The Word as spoken by Auntie Clem? They’re all self-haters who only play along with the Patriarchy so as to, “have power in a way that other women don’t.” For a feminist, Clem doesn’t think very much of women. Nor does she appear to believe that women possess their own agency.  According to Clementine, any woman who disagrees with her is a social whore.  Kudos to you, Auntie Clem. You’ve just failed to grasp the irony of simultaneously claiming that women face abuse from men for holding opinions, while abusing women whose opinions differ from your own. Bravo.


ISIS doc says women can becomes suicide bombers without husbands’ permission

Whoever said Islam wasn’t focused on gender equality?

ISIS social media posted image of a female member holding an AK-47

ERBIL, Kurdistan Region — Sexual jihad allows women to become suicide bombers “without their male partner’s approval,” according to an article released by the Islamic State Saturday via social media.
“Those women who married our men can blow themselves up without having their husbands’ consent,” the article said.
According to the documents, self-described caliph Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi is the main person in charge of women’s faith. Regional experts believe the new changes came after the militant group’s heavy losses in Iraq and Syria, and this has encouraged them to promote the role of female jihadis.



ABC Misogynists Outsmart Feminist Colleagues – You gals work, you deserve it!

Equality, Equality EQUALITY!

The misguided left-wing women of the ABC have been outsmarted by their male colleagues! 

How dumb do you have to be to think you’re being empowered by going to work while you’re male colleagues get the day off to go and play golf?

“On 8 March, programs and content across radio, television and digital will reflect the day’s theme of #BeBoldForChange and focus on the need for change and gender equality in all communities,” an ABC press release read.

“Commencing at 6am with ABC News Breakfast an all-female line-up will lead the major radio and TV news bulletins and current affairs programs and present across the day on NewsRadio and News 24.”



You know what Jane? As much as we dislike Tony Jones (for obvious reasons) we’re sure somewhere beneath his self-loathing is a flaccid penis, and he too deserves a day off.

The writer’s at The Daily Telegraph clearly find the whole concept to be pathetic.

But here at ALTCON we can see through the charade!

We know that the masterminds behind the #BeBoldForChange campaign had one thing in mind.. Golf.

Those crafty bastards.. and the feminists never saw it coming!



Better luck next time ladies!

Daniel Andrews’ Victorian Police are now segregating men and women to be Sharia compliant


The Victorian Police information poster.

The Victorian Police now how no choice but to appease Islam and are conducting Sharia Law compliant male and female SEGREGATION at the information sessions that have been designed as a way to combat the escalating crime waves appearing all over the state by African and Muslim immigrants.
Whilst the “Women’s” marchers parade around spouting they want the equality (THAT THEY ALREADY HAVE), their beloved left-wing Labor Government is doing everything they can to take away these women’s right!

But who gets the blame? 

  • Not the migrants who want the segregation.
  • Not the left-wing elected officials organising the segregation.
  • Not the mainstream media that ignores the segregation.

It’s the conservatives who find this type of blatant oppression abhorrent who get the blame!

It’s the REAL feminists who actually give a fuck about women, women’s right and TRUE EQUALITY who get the blame!

It’s the democratically elected President of a country on the otherside of the planet who gets the blame!

Cultural Marxism is leading the holier-than-thou, “morally just”, left-wing, social justice warrior “activists” to a tipping point. On one side you have the oppressive culture YOU WERE LUCKY ENOUGH NOT TO BE BORN INTO and on the otherside you have the civilised Western culture you were born into, you know the one that has allowed you an education, freedom of speech and EQUALITY OF THE SEXES!

Make no mistake, the Conservatives, the Alt-Right and the traditionally Liberal, hard working members of our society have had enough of your bullshit appeasement and when the oppressive, violent, thugs you have filled out streets with turn on you and show you the true meaning of the words: oppression and misogyny, you will get no sympathy from us.


Sourced from the Eyewatch Wyndam Police Facebook Page.

Feature image was not taken in Victoria and has been used to demonstrate the type of segregation that’s these actions lead to.

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“Women’s March” shows that more women hate equality than support it.

I’m curious…

Why is it that when a man chooses to walk away from a healthy child he is called a deadbeat but when a woman aborts one there is no issue?

Why is it acceptable for women to be able to stay at home and not work but it’s not alright not for a man?

Why is it an issue when Trump said, in a private conversation, that if you are rich and famous enough women will LET you grab them by the pussy but not an issue when Madonna offered blow jobs to anyone who voted liberal?

Why do people complain that chivalry is dead and not that femininity is dead?

Why is this thing today being called a “Women’s March” and not a political march?

How is it a women’s march when they uninvited women’s groups that have differing opinions?

This is not a women’s march, You do not speak for all women and you sure as hell don’t speak for me!

March against Trump, fine. It is your right… As stupid as it is for people to protest a legally elected official that the majority voted for.

If you want equality then stop acting like you are superior.

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